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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? I thought you said you would never forget!

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Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 Who?

YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!!!

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

Why did the TSA hire a dentist?

to help with the cavity searches

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Why didn't you answer me ?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !

How, would you answer this question?

No. -How

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's one thing you hated as a kid but love as an adult?

Molestation.

What does love mean to a tennis player?

Nothing

11 Jokes More 11 Jokes

Why was 6 afraid of 11?

Because 11 snaps people's necks with her mind.

Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

Form Jokes More Form Jokes

What is a perfect society formed by a Asian called?

A Yutopia

What do you call a perfect society formed by an Asian?

A Yutopia

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

What did the Dalai Lama say to the guy in the kebab shop?

Make me one with everything."

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What do you find on a beach?

A tangent.

Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level