What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

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Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common?

Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.

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What is the number 1 rule at a computer bar?

Always tip your server.

What's the worst part about working in a glory hole?

You only get paid in tips.

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What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights

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He forgot to wrap his whopper.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

What is better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on the organ. (I'll show myself out...)

Flat Minor Jokes More Flat Minor Jokes

What do you get when you push a piano down a mining shaft?

A flat minor.

What do you get when a piano falls down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

How much is a soft drink ?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.

What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

Coal Jokes More Coal Jokes

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.