What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

What is your best casino joke?

I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!

How much did the critic tip the waitor?

two cents

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Knock! Knock! Who's there! Beets! Beets who?

Beets me but I just forgot the joke!

What is your secret?

Chen says, "it is because I have forgotten her name"

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

What's better than a dozen roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

Flat Minor Jokes More Flat Minor Jokes

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

What do you get when a piano falls down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

What did the waitress say to the customer after she forgot his Miso soup?

A: uh, me so sorry.

What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

Coal Jokes More Coal Jokes

What do you call coffee made from coal?

Tarbucks.

What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy