What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

Where did the little Japanese girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Who's there ! C-2 ! C-2 who ?

C-2 it that you don't forget my name next time !

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What's the best part about having multiple personality disorder?

Banging your best friend's wife every night!

When does a bed grow longer?

A: At night, because two feet are added to it.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

Flat Minor Jokes More Flat Minor Jokes

What happens when you drop a piano in a mine?

A Flat Minor

What do you get when you push a piano down a mining shaft?

A flat minor.

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

Where do one-legged waitresses work?

IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning.

Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

Coal Jokes More Coal Jokes

Why did the Cephalopod get coal for christmas?

Because he was on the nautilust.

What do you call coffee made from coal?

Tarbucks.