What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did Sally drop her ice cream while crossing the street?

She got hit by a Bus.

What's the best part about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off wherever.

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty"

Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights

Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

What do you call a a a a aoohhh?

Yo mama last night bro.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

Why are pretty women like pianos?

Because when they're not upright, they're grand!

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!

Flat Minor Jokes More Flat Minor Jokes

What's Jared from Subway's favorite chord?

A flat minor

What do you get when you push a piano down a mining shaft?

A flat minor.

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

Coal Jokes More Coal Jokes

What do you call coffee made from coal?

Tarbucks.

Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.