The Igloominati.
Quark Kent.
One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.
WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.
The drizzle
An optical Aleutian. I actually made this one up. But if someone else said it first, I wouldn't be surprised.
Whodinuit
An Igloominati