Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

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Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

What does Pontiac stand for?

Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss