Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

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How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.

Where do lions go if they lose their tails ?

To the re-tail store. :D

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How do you make a Snoop Dogg martini?

One part Seagrams gin, one part cotton gin.

Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle.

Control Jokes More Control Jokes

Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

because she couldn't control her pupils

How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

Drizzle Jokes More Drizzle Jokes

What does Snoop Dogg have an umbrella for?

Fo' Drizzle

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella everywhere he goes?

Fo' Drizzle!

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Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

What does Pontiac stand for?

Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss