Pontiac Jokes

What does Pontiac stand for?

Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss

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Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

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Control Jokes More Control Jokes

Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

What would you call a supervillain that could control every part of the electro-magnetic spectrum except 495-570 nm?

Magento

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What goes 30 miles per hour and smells like curry?

Usain Balti

Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them too.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

1998 Jokes More 1998 Jokes

What do Fort McMurray and a 1998 Pontiac Sunfire have in common?

Both are full of white trash and smell like burning oil.

Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election?

He TANKED his campaign!

Drizzle Jokes More Drizzle Jokes

Why did Snoop Dog go to cinnabon?

Fo' Drizzle

What does Snoop Dogg have an umbrella for?

Fo' Drizzle

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How do you shave your balls?

After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"

What do you call an Optomitrist who is very highly thought of in his community?

Respectacle

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common?

In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.

Cadillac Jokes More Cadillac Jokes

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Why is it a tragedy?

Because a Cadillac sits six.