Pontiac Jokes

What does Pontiac stand for?

Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss

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Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

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Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

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What did Snoop Dogg say upon graduation as a EE major?

My circuit breaker be trippin and my joint wouldn't solder...

What does Snoop Dogg keep in his backyard?

His garden hoes.

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How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?

None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

What do a redneck divorce and a burning meth lab have in common?

Someone's losing a trailer.

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What does Pontiac stand for?

Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss

Why is it a tragedy?

Because a Cadillac sits six.

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Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election?

He TANKED his campaign!

What do Fort McMurray and a 1998 Pontiac Sunfire have in common?

Both are full of white trash and smell like burning oil.

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What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

Why did the printer have wet ink?

Because it couldn't control P

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What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

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What did the seamen say to each other when they entered a deep dark cave?

Smells fishy

Why does Piglet smell?

Because he plays with Pooh.