Dum Jokes

What does Pontiac stand for?

Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss

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How does R.Kelly end a joke?

Ba dum

What do you do when a scientist dies?

You barium! ba-dum-tss

What's the difference between Batman, and a black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin. Ba-Dum-Tis!!!!!!!

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Require Jokes More Require Jokes

Why don't Bill Cosby's Lights Work?

He required that their circuits have no resistance.

What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.

Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do you call a Muslim trainer's Pokmon?

Voltorb

What kind of weed do muslims smoke?

Quranic

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why can't siamese twins be trusted to render fair judgments?

Because they're always partial. I'm so sorry.

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

Why are some musicians so antisocial?

Because all they want is tonics and dominance.

What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow say in winter?

Oh my god. I'm Friesian!

When is a farmer like a magician?

A: When he turns his cow to pasture.

Muslim Woman Jokes More Muslim Woman Jokes

What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

What do you call a Muslim woman without a burka?

Dead.

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

How does the devil measure his drugs?

In pentagrams

When will you be bioavailable?

Because you are my drug and I want you in my body...