Dum Jokes

What does Pontiac stand for?

Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss

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How does R.Kelly end a joke?

Ba dum

What do you do when a scientist dies?

You barium! ba-dum-tss

What's the difference between Batman, and a black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin. Ba-Dum-Tis!!!!!!!

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What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss

What do Chinese lumberjacks do?

Chopsticks

Pontiac Jokes More Pontiac Jokes

Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

What does Pontiac stand for?

Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss

Te Jokes More Te Jokes

How did the Edward Impersonator annoy /r/jokes?

He feigned ted.

What's the difference between beekeeping and falconry?

Falconers have to be more talon-ted

Require Jokes More Require Jokes

What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

Allah carte.

Why does KFC only sell christian chicken?

Because the muslim ones are on the no-fry list.

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

Why wasn't Jesus any good at math?

Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.

Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

Cow Culator Jokes More Cow Culator Jokes

How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha ... ok, I'll leave.

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

When the zombies want Twisties! take a look on this zombies viral video, serious feedback please :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?

v=vdRiMBPbQ8

Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.