Dum Jokes

What does Pontiac stand for?

Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss

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How does R.Kelly end a joke?

Ba dum

What do you do when a scientist dies?

You barium! ba-dum-tss

What's the difference between Batman, and a black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin. Ba-Dum-Tis!!!!!!!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why do we call dogs, K-9?

because K-10 is for cats.

Why is Germany uninhabitable for cats?

They have nein lives!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow say to the other cow?

HOLY SH*T A TALKING COW!

What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why can't I trust my Walmart calculator?

It's always 7% off.

Why can you trust no one in the savannah?

Cause they be lion.

Cadillac Jokes More Cadillac Jokes

What's sad about three black guys driving over a cliff in a Cadillac?

They were my friends :(

What does Pontiac stand for?

Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned

Muslim Woman Jokes More Muslim Woman Jokes

What do you call a Muslim woman without a burka?

Dead.

Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

Ba Dum Tsss Jokes More Ba Dum Tsss Jokes

Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that."

What is brown all around and looks good on a motorcyclist?

A coffin.