Why does KFC only sell christian chicken?

Because the muslim ones are on the no-fry list.

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Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

Why did the duck go to jail?

A: He was selling quack.

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Whats the difference between a Christian and a Muslim?

One blows up kids, the other gets blown by them.

Why does KFC only sell christian chicken?

Because the muslim ones are on the no-fry list.

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Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

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What's the difference between KFC and /R/Jokes?

What you get served at KFC is original.

Why did the chicken go to KFC?

A: He wanted to see a chicken strip.

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Why does KFC only sell christian chicken?

Because the muslim ones are on the no-fry list.

Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane?

He was on the "No Fry" list.