Why does KFC only sell christian chicken?

Because the muslim ones are on the no-fry list.

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What do you call a store that sells terribly made Nun appeal?

The Bad Habit.

Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

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What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

What was the Christian plastic surgeons specialty?

Faith lifts

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Where can Sihks and Muslims buy headwear?

Turban Outfitters.

What do you call a Muslim who plays '50s rock music during Ramadan?

a Rama-dana-ding-dong

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What's the difference between KFC and China?

At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.

What does a woman and KFC have in common?

By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

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Why does KFC only sell christian chicken?

Because the muslim ones are on the no-fry list.

Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane?

He was on the "No Fry" list.