Why does KFC only sell christian chicken?

Because the muslim ones are on the no-fry list.

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Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

What part of America can't sell full sized soft drinks?

Minnesota.

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How do you starve a right wing christian?

Hide their money in their bible.

What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?

Christian Bale.

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What do you call a Muslim organization that rejects Muhammed?

A non-prophet

Where do Muslim people go when they die?

Everywhere

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Why is Kfc always out of toilet paper?

Because it is Finger Lickin' Good.

What does a woman and KFC have in common?

By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

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Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane?

He was on the "No Fry" list.

Why does KFC only sell christian chicken?

Because the muslim ones are on the no-fry list.