Why does KFC only sell christian chicken?

Because the muslim ones are on the no-fry list.

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When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

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What does a Christian terrorist say before blowing up?

JESUS HALLELUJAH

What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

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Where do Muslims go on a weekend?

To Mecca Bingo.

Who's driving the car?

Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving .. **The cops**

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What's the difference between KFC and /R/Jokes?

What you get served at KFC is original.

Whats is long and black?

The line to KFC

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Why does KFC only sell christian chicken?

Because the muslim ones are on the no-fry list.

Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane?

He was on the "No Fry" list.