Why does KFC only sell christian chicken?

Because the muslim ones are on the no-fry list.

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Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

Who do you sell second hand bikes to?

A re-cyclist.

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What does a Christian terrorist say before blowing up?

JESUS HALLELUJAH

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

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What do you call a Muslim optometrist who has no regards for his patients?

Asif Eyecare

What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali

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Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving?

KFC isnt open on holidays.

Why is a woman like a KFC?

After your done with the thighs and breasts all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

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Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane?

He was on the "No Fry" list.

Why does KFC only sell christian chicken?

Because the muslim ones are on the no-fry list.