Fry List Jokes

Why does KFC only sell christian chicken?

Because the muslim ones are on the no-fry list.

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Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane?

He was on the "No Fry" list.

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Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..

What do you call a Muslim ganglord with a penchant for Noodles?

Ramendon

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What did the terrorist Redditor say on the plane?

Wow, this blew up!

What do you get when you intersect two planes?

A national travesty.

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

What do you call a Christian who fell down the stairs?

A couple of steps closer to their final destination.

Kfc Jokes More Kfc Jokes

What's the difference between KFC and China?

At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.

Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Why don't they sell aspirin in the rainforest?

Because it would be economically unviable to market a pharmaceutical in such a vastly unpopulated area.

What is the difference between a black guy and a white guy that sells drugs?

One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer.

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

Why do white people own so many pets?

Because we're not allowed to own people anymore.