Fry List Jokes

Why does KFC only sell christian chicken?

Because the muslim ones are on the no-fry list.

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Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane?

He was on the "No Fry" list.

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When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

Why does Saudi Arabia have so much oil?

Because the women are not allowed to drive.

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What do you call a Batman that leaves church before its over?

A Christian Bale

What's a Christian's favourite chord progression?

G,Esus.

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What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's

Why do pills bottles have cotton in them?

So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs.

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How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

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Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving?

KFC isnt open on holidays.

Why is a woman like a KFC?

After your done with the thighs and breasts all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What's a Muslim's favorite TV show?

It's always sunni in Philadelphia

What do you call a Muslim who plays '50s rock music during Ramadan?

a Rama-dana-ding-dong