Who isn't allowed to watch PG movies?

Orphans.

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Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

Why do white people own so many pets?

Because we're not allowed to own people anymore.

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What is the best time to watch Predator?

Anytiiiiiiiiiime

Why did the architect have his house made backwards?

So he could watch the football

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How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.