Who isn't allowed to watch PG movies?

Orphans.

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What does the polite racist say?

I will take over now, if you allow.

How do you confuse a feminist?

Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.

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Why did the architect have his house made backwards?

So he could watch the football

What game are you watching?

I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.

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Why do orphans like tennis?

Only place they can get love

What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh