Who isn't allowed to watch PG movies?

Orphans.

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What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

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What's the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.

What do you mean I can't identify as a television?

Just watch me!

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What type of flour do you buy an orphan?

Self raising.

Why couldn't the orphan watch the movie?

Because it was PG