Who isn't allowed to watch PG movies?

Orphans.

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Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

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Why dont applebees employees wear watches?

Cuz theres a clock on the microwave

What TV station do bees watch ?

Bee bee c one!

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What did one orphan say to another?

Get in the Batmobile Robin.

What are the best kinds of speedbumps?

Orphan shaped ones.