Who isn't allowed to watch PG movies?

Orphans.

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When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

How do you confuse a feminist?

Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.

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How do you make beef stew?

Tell a cow they're being watched.

What do you get when you combine a watch with a dog?

An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!

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What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common?

They both lost their pop.

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They have no idea where home is.