Who isn't allowed to watch PG movies?

Orphans.

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Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

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Why did the architect have his house made backwards?

So he could watch the football

Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

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Why couldn't the orphan watch the movie?

Because it was PG

Why was the orphan so successful?

When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)