Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

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What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

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What do you call feeling bad about watching lame reality TV shows?

Survivor guilt.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga..?

POKER FACE ... BAHAHAHA!!!

What does a racist drink to wake himself up every morning?

A KKK-Cup!

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Why do Physicists make terrible parents?

They think their children are small enough to neglect! Adapted from a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, I forget which one.

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!