Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

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What did the pirate say when he saw the dank meme?

arrr lmao

What's a pirates favorite fast food?

Arrrrbys

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Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

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I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.

I woke up exhausted!

How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.

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Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?

Because the rest are weekdays.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.