Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

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Why are pirates always angry when they go to the restroom?

Because they p-irate.

What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

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What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

Watch the Parking son."

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

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What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ?

An alarm cluck !

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How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.