Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

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What do you call a pirate who solves mysteries?

A pirate aye!

How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty"

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Who is consistently the best pro sports team to watch in Minnesota?

The visitors.

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

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Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?

Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."

What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

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Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!