Why did the architect have his house made backwards?

So he could watch the football

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House Jokes More House Jokes

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

Ve haff vays of meking you tock."

What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabidoooo!

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

What is the bank manager's favourite type of football?

Fiver side!

Architect Jokes More Architect Jokes

What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect?

Edifice Rex

What did one architect say to the other?

I see the floor in your plan."