Why did the architect have his house made backwards?

So he could watch the football

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?"

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.

What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common?

They just wanna watch the world burn

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

What is the bank manager's favourite type of football?

Fiver side!

Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

Architect Jokes More Architect Jokes

How many architects does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.

What did the architect say about the rack?

How does she not fall over?