Why did the architect have his house made backwards?

So he could watch the football

Previous Random Joke Next

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house?

A: When the door is open.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What do you call feeling bad about watching lame reality TV shows?

Survivor guilt.

How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

Architect Jokes More Architect Jokes

What did one architect say to the other?

I see the floor in your plan."

What is an architects favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield