Why did the architect have his house made backwards?

So he could watch the football

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House Jokes More House Jokes

How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

Why don't women wear watches?

Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

What is the bank manager's favourite type of football?

Fiver side!

Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

Architect Jokes More Architect Jokes

What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect?

Edifice Rex

Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.