Why did the architect have his house made backwards?

So he could watch the football

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House Jokes More House Jokes

An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.

He goes nowhere.

What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house?

I don't know.. I just don't see it.

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Why did the old man hate using the new chip cards?

He's trying to watch his sodium intake.

What gets bigger every time I watch my neighbor undress in her bedroom window?

The restraining order

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

Why were the flies playing football in saucer ?

They where playing for the cup !

Architect Jokes More Architect Jokes

What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect?

Edifice Rex

How many architects does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.