Why did the architect have his house made backwards?

So he could watch the football

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x-post from /r/MeanJokes Getting the smell of white people out of your house.

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He was having window pains I'm sorry

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Why did the architect have his house made backwards?

So he could watch the football

Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.