Why did the architect have his house made backwards?

So he could watch the football

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What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house?

I don't know.. I just don't see it.

What kind of house does Fonzie live in?

An "A" frame...

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Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

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Why are hamburgers essential to football?

Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

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How many architects does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.

What did one architect say to the other?

I see the floor in your plan."