Why did the architect have his house made backwards?

So he could watch the football

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Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

Why was the Japanese man so careful when walking in his house?

It was made of pranks.

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How do you make Ben Carson yell?

Watch a movie with him.

What is the difference between the people in Dubai &amp?

the people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!

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Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?

Her coach was a pumpkin

Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

Architect Jokes More Architect Jokes

What is an architects favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield

What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect?

Edifice Rex