Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

because they get lost at C!

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What is it called when a reptile loses its tail?

Ereptile Dysfunction

Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

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Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY

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How much equations does it take to finish a math test?

Only Sum

Why are prison escapees so frustrating?

Because they never finish their s

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How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

What do you get?

A solipsistic Alphabet.

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How do you spell Canada in Canadian?

C, eh! N, eh!, D, eh!

How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?