Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

because they get lost at C!

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What drove the British mystery fan insane?

He lost his Marples.

What do you call a nun that is lost?

A Roamin' Catholic

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate?

It made it easier to deal with high C's

What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

How many letters are in the alphabet during the Christmas Season?

Only 25...because there's Noel.

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

C Jokes More C Jokes

Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

because they get lost at C!

What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!