Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

because they get lost at C!

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What did the redneck say when he lost his virginity?

Thanks mum xD

Why did the banker leave his job?

he lost interest

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Why can't pirates recite the alphabet?

They keep getting lost at sea.

Where Do Pirates From Kansas Go?

AR-Kansas

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What are you celebrating?

They say "We finished this puzzle in only 6 months! And the box says from 2 to 4 years!"

Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

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Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet?

Because he can see the D

What a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.

C Jokes More C Jokes

What's the Pirates favorite letter?

Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.

What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c