Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

because they get lost at C!

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Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty

What do tornadoes and redneck divorces have in common?

Either way, someone is going to end up losing a trailer.

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How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

How much do pirates pay for their earrings?

About a buccaneer!

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What do you get if you dont finish your meal at a cannibalistic restaurant?

A bodybag

Why can't blondes finish software updates?

They can never find the "any" key.

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What do you get?

A solipsistic Alphabet.

What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?

The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"

C Jokes More C Jokes

What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c

Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".