Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

because they get lost at C!

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How do you make people lose faith in this sub?

This.

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What are Pirate clothes made of?

Yarrrrrn.

Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet...?

Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

C Jokes More C Jokes

What is a pirates favorite letter?

No, it's the C.

What's a redditor who makes pirate jokes' favorite letters?

It could be R and the C, but they definitely aren't OC.