How do you spell Canada in Canadian?

C, eh! N, eh!, D, eh!

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What's the difference between a Canadian woman and a moose?

50 pounds and a flannel.

Whats the longest running Canadian joke?

Terry Fox

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What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

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What do Stephan Harper and pennies have in common?

They're both useless in Canada.

What's the most prominent religion in Canada?

Jemima's Witnesses.

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What's a pirate's favorite programming language?

You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.

Why did the blind man's alphabet soup only have 25 letters in it?

Because he can't "C"

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How did Canada name their country?

They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh

How did Canada pick its name?

There were two Canadians and an American. They put letters in a hat and drew. They got "C-eh", "N-eh", "D-eh". The American didn't know what was going on, but he relayed the message. I know i need to work on my execution.