What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

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What does a drug addict and a child have in common?

They both want tablets for Christmas.

Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

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How do you tell if someone is opposed to GMOs?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

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What is large and grey and shoots tourists in Africa?

An elefanatic, of course.

Why were the yearbook students expelled?

They shot the whole school.

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What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

They lived hoppily ever after!

What is the worst part about going to Auschwitz?

Your dreams are not the only thing going up in smokes.

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What do you call the cook on a Soviet battleship?

The khrushchev

What happens when a soviet and a german have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.

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How do Communists achieve a revolution every single year?

They planet!

What do Ted Cruz and an impotent Japanese man have in common?

Neither can achieve an election

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What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.