What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

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Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

Why is China a communist country?

Because nobody wants to hold an erection.

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How can you tell if someone is ticklish?

You use test tickles

Why do women make bad engineers?

Their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8

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What is large and grey and shoots tourists in Africa?

An elefanatic, of course.

What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

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What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

Why are all black people scared of sleeping?

Cause one had a dream, and he died.

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What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

What happens when a soviet and a german have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.

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What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

What's the difference between Hillary and Eva Braun?

One achieved fame and significance solely because she was married to a charismatic politician. The other was Hilter's wife.

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What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.