What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

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What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$?

Yeah.

What does your wife/girlfriend want more than anything in the world?

Nothing, she's fine.

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How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

What is your favorite knick knock joke?

Do tell.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a duck?

People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.

How do you stop a Polish tank?

Shoot the guy that's pushing it

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Why was the man at the cookout so happy?

He met the grill of his dreams.

Why do all black men have nightmares?

The one with a dream was shot.

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What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in soviet russia?

M'otherland"

What does it take to make Mother Russia pregnant?

A soviet seamen

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Why couldn't the effective vitamin supplement achieve true happiness?

He was too super fish oil.

How do Communists achieve a revolution every single year?

They planet!

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Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.