Who, me?

Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the Italian postal motto?

We know where live, your family too!

What's the difference between a Syrian school and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I'm just flying the drone

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What does BMW stand for?

Black man working

What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

Where does poor spaghetti live?

The spaghetto

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.

What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips!

What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school?

Preppy le Pew

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why didn't the guy with ADHD take his medicine?

He forgot.

Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

Dream Jokes More Dream Jokes

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

Why don't black people sleep?

Because the only one that had a dream was shot.