Why was the bicycle laying on the ground?

Because it was two-tired

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?

They sit eggsaminations !

What's the difference between a Redditor and a brick?

The brick will eventually get laid.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What do blacks and bicycles have in common?

Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell :)

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed woman on a tricycle?

Attire