Why was the bicycle laying on the ground?

Because it was two-tired

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

What do men and tile floors have in common?

if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What's the hardest thing about skydiving?

The Ground

Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a uni cycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A-tyre