Why was the bicycle laying on the ground?

Because it was two-tired

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

How do you confuse a polish laborer?

Lay down three shovels and tell him to take his pick.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What hits the ground first?

The apple because the black man was stopped by a noose.

What do you call the spot on the ground just bellow the red keep?

King's Landing

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire!