What do you call a policewoman who hasn't shaved for a week?

Constable

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Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their balls?

So they don't have hairballs!

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Why do women make better soldiers?

Because they can bleed for a week and not die.

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.