What do you call a policewoman who hasn't shaved for a week?

Constable

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What do you call someone who has to shave 30 times a day?

A barber

Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper?

Because he rarely shaved the balls.

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What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

Why did u shoot ur wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.