What do you call a policewoman who hasn't shaved for a week?

Constable

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How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

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Why is England so special?

Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.

What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ?

One is a weak one and the other one week !