What do you call a policewoman who hasn't shaved for a week?

Constable

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What kind of dog always needs a shave?

A bearded collie!

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What happened to your three week diet ?

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What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.