What do you call a policewoman who hasn't shaved for a week?

Constable

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Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper?

Because he rarely shaved the balls.

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

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What do you call orange juice that looks like apple juice, but tastes like orange juice?

Juice Jenner. I'll be here all week

Why did u shoot ur wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.