What do you call a policewoman who hasn't shaved for a week?

Constable

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What does a shaved otter look like?

Odder... Sorry

Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

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What would you call an additional day added to the week?

Sumday

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow