How can you tell if a black man has been using your computer?

It won't be there

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What kind of money do they use on superman's home planet?

Kryptocurrency

Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

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How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me" .

Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

Whats the difference between a 90s woman and a - computer?

A: A 90s woman won't accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.

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How do we know that Adam and Eve weren't black?

You can't take a rib from a black man

What do you call a black man selling drugs?

A pharmacist, you racist.