Who circles a dying gost in the desert?

ghost buzzards

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Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

Why did Hu wind-up worse off than Yu?

Because Hu died and made Yu king. Hu died and made Yu king? Isn't that what I just said?

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What do you get when a camel pukes in the desert?

A hot mess.

Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why does nobody talk to circles?

Because there is no point!

Why is it called "the circle of life"?

Because it's pointless.