How do you make a woman drive in a circle?

Take away her rights.

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you call a ship that drives itself?

Auto-pirate.

What car does Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a man without a beard?

A woman.

How does one know a man is going to say something smart?

His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

How do you make a Chinese man no longer Asian?

Just spin him around in circles until he's disoriented

Why are you driving that car in circles?

Driver: I was just going for a little spin.