What kind of money do they use on superman's home planet?

Kryptocurrency

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

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How much money did the bronco have?

Only a buck!

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

A: You should bill Gates.

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What kind of girls date firefighters?

Hose.

What kind of guitar did the pool player own?

A: A-cue-stick.