How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

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How do skunks like their e-mails?

Scent.

What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

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Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

What does a pirate have in common with the alphabet?

They only have one I.

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How many trans women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission.

Why must judges learn to spell well?

A: They must follow the letter of the law.