How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

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What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

What's the most Ghetto cheese?

E-Dayyyyyyyyyymn (Edam)

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Why was C afraid ?

Because other alphabets were

Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet?

Because he can see the D

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How many trans women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission.

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!