What does a pirate have in common with the alphabet?

They only have one I.

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Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"

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What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?

F.B.I.

What is every blonde's ambition?

A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.