What does a pirate have in common with the alphabet?

They only have one I.

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What has 3 legs and 3 eyes?

Three pirates

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!"

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What does a pirate have in common with the alphabet?

They only have one I.

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

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What are the Humans doing?

Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public