What does a pirate have in common with the alphabet?

They only have one I.

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How do pirates measure rope?

In yarr'ds.

How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

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What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?

The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"

Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

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How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

Why is the alphabet of a pirate incomplete ?

Because they lost an I.