Why do Mimes have no benefits?

Because they never speak up.

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What language do cats speak?

Catonese

Why do Mimes have no benefits?

Because they never speak up.

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What did the mime say to the wall?

Tough getting by these days .

Why do mimes always lose arguments?

They don't have a say in anything!

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What are some benefits to living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.