What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

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What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

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What does a pediatrist do when you ask them which body part they find most interesting?

They admit de feet.

What do Ted Bundy and the Space Shuttle Colombia have in common?

They both left bodies in four states.

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What letter is like a vegetable?

The letter P.

What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

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Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

Spine Jokes More Spine Jokes

Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

Why does Bernie always hold the podium while giving a speech?

It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.