What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

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What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.

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Whats the perfect place to hide a body on the internet?

The second page of a youtube search.

Why does Skeleton Soup taste so poor?

It lacks body

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What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

What letter is like a vegetable?

The letter P.

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Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

What two words contain the most letters?

A: Post office.

Spine Jokes More Spine Jokes

Why does Bernie always hold the podium while giving a speech?

It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.

Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.