What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

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Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

When do e-mails stop being in black and white?

When they are read.

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What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

Why is physics inherently racist?

There's only two types of bodies: the free body and the black body.

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What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

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How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

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Why did the bear start playing music when the priest tried to absolve him of his sins?

Because the priest said "Bear, atone" and the bear thought he said "baritone" as in "play the baritone sax now". The bear immediately started wailing away on the sax, rocking back and forth so hard he knocked over all the prayer candles and almost snapped his own spine. All the priest could do was ask the lord for the strength needed to get this bear into heaven.

Why does Bernie always hold the podium while giving a speech?

It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.