What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

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E Jokes More E Jokes

How do you find out what's in an e-cigarette?

Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.

How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

What's the best way to dispose of bodies?

Put the ashes in the donuts.

Letter P Jokes More Letter P Jokes

What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

Contain Jokes More Contain Jokes

Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

Spine Jokes More Spine Jokes

Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

Why did the bear start playing music when the priest tried to absolve him of his sins?

Because the priest said "Bear, atone" and the bear thought he said "baritone" as in "play the baritone sax now". The bear immediately started wailing away on the sax, rocking back and forth so hard he knocked over all the prayer candles and almost snapped his own spine. All the priest could do was ask the lord for the strength needed to get this bear into heaven.