What's the smallest instrument in the world?

An e-lectron.

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Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

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What do you do if you accidentally cut off your cat's tail?

Take him to WalMart. They are the largest retailer in the world.

Why are topologists on a world of their own?

They think on a whole different dimension.