Drizzle Jokes

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

A: fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle

Why do black people like the rain?

For drizzle.

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella everywhere he goes?

Fo' Drizzle!

What does Snoop Dogg have an umbrella for?

Fo' Drizzle

Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

Why did Snoop Dog go to cinnabon?

Fo' Drizzle

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My circuit breaker be trippin and my joint wouldn't solder...

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Why does Snoop Dogg always carry around an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

Why does snoop dog need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle....

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BLEEE-AAAACH!

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella everywhere he goes?

Fo' Drizzle!

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Fo' Frizzle

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a waynebow.

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It was raining cats and dogs