What do Disney and Kellogg's have in common?

They both make pop tarts.

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Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

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What do Disney and Kellogg's have in common?

They both make pop tarts.

How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast?

Because there was a kellogg in the toilet

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What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.