Kellogg Jokes

What do Disney and Kellogg's have in common?

They both make pop tarts.

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How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast?

Because there was a kellogg in the toilet

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Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

Comatoast

Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Who serves the toilet?

The buuttt-lerrr!

Why was tigger looking down the toilet?

Because he was looking for Pooh!

Disney Jokes More Disney Jokes

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

What do Disney and Kellogg's have in common?

They both make pop tarts.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What do you get when you put a dinosaur and a bomb together?

Dinomite!!!!! *budum tssst*

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

Pop Tart Jokes More Pop Tart Jokes

What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.

What is Pi squared?

Pop-tart.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

How is your diet going?

Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."

What do you call a large vehicle that travels the world serving breakfast?

Universal cereal bus

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When do you know that you are getting old?

When you have babies on purpose

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A. Nobody knows, there's no light.