They both make pop tarts.
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Because there was a kellogg in the toilet
Because it was a Number 2.
They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.
He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon
Ghouldilocks.
A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.
Falafel Raptors. (sorry)
Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.
When it's past your eyes.
She was having Disney spells.
I want you inside of me.
She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.
Universal cereal bus
A. Ihop