Kellogg Jokes

What do Disney and Kellogg's have in common?

They both make pop tarts.

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How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast?

Because there was a kellogg in the toilet

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What do Disney and Kellogg's have in common?

They both make pop tarts.

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