Kellogg Jokes

What do Disney and Kellogg's have in common?

They both make pop tarts.

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How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast?

Because there was a kellogg in the toilet

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Pop Tart Jokes More Pop Tart Jokes

What is Pi squared?

Pop-tart.

What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know?

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?

Vitamin bills!

Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What was Tigger doing in the toilet?

Looking for Pooh.

How do you know you're flying over Poland?

A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur that's in a hurry?

A Prontosaur.

Where do dinosaurs get their pickles from?

Vlasic Park

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.

What did the cannibal wipe with . . . . . . after he ate some people at the library?

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Disney Jokes More Disney Jokes

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common?

They can both bring out the child from within.