Kellogg Jokes

What do Disney and Kellogg's have in common?

They both make pop tarts.

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How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast?

Because there was a kellogg in the toilet

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

A: Because Robin ate the worms.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

Which star do the dinosaurs like best?

The one that keeps getting bigger

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

A Thesaurus.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

What's a North Korean farmer's favorite time of year?

Breakfast.

Pop Tart Jokes More Pop Tart Jokes

What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's better, Star Wars or Star Trek?

Answer: Knowing what intimacy with another living human being feels like.

What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.