When do you know that you are getting old?

When you have babies on purpose

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A. Nobody knows, there's no light.

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

What's up in the sky, oh so high?

A baby falling out of an airplane.

Purpose Jokes More Purpose Jokes

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

Who's there ! Acid ! Acid who ?

Acidently on purpose !