When do you know that you are getting old?

When you have babies on purpose

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many Vietnam veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SON YOU WEREN'T THERE!!

How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

What do you call the crucified baby Jesus?

Baby on board.

Purpose Jokes More Purpose Jokes

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

What's the purpose of Barry Chuckle's job at British Gas?

To meter you.