When do you know that you are getting old?

When you have babies on purpose

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What do call a potato that knows martial arts?

Jacket Chan

What do I have now?

Oh, I do not know, DIABETES MAYBE!"

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Why was the baby elf sad?

Because he was Legolas

Why did the blonde make love in the microwave?

A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.

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When do you know that you are getting old?

When you have babies on purpose

What's the purpose of Barry Chuckle's job at British Gas?

To meter you.