Pop Tart Jokes

What do Disney and Kellogg's have in common?

They both make pop tarts.

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What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.

What is Pi squared?

Pop-tart.

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

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What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country?

Japanese

What do you call the outer edge of a piece of bread that has been toasted?

Crusty

Pi Jokes More Pi Jokes

Who's Angry in Japan?

The director of Life of Pi.

What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

California Jokes More California Jokes

How many straight men in california does it take to change a lightbulb?

both of them

Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.

Tart Jokes More Tart Jokes

What does Mr. Kipling do in his spare time?

Pumps cream into tarts.

How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5?

She wanted to chanel her inner child

Why do people want attention of 1000 pies?

because it's their sen-pais

Toaster Jokes More Toaster Jokes

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How is a bell obedient?

It sounds off only when it is told (tolled).

Why is King Kong big and hairy?

So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

Disney Jokes More Disney Jokes

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess?

Sleeping Beauty