What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

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What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

Why shouldn't you burn scented candles inside of a Buddhist shrine?

Because doing so would be incense-itive!

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When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

When did 888 equal zero????

When Eight ate eight

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Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

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Heh, disguised toast.

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What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

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