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What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

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What did the brain dead guy have for breakfast?

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Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you call food between two slices of bread?

a sandwich

What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

What did the brain dead guy have for breakfast?

Comatoast!

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What do you call a Roman warrior with hair in his mouth?

Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her..

What do you call a lonely terrorist?

ISIL-ated