Comatoast Jokes

What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

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What did the brain dead guy have for breakfast?

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Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast?

Sugar Puff Daddy

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

What did one piece of bread say to the sad piece of bread?

Its going to be all rye.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits"

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

Why did 6 break up with 7?

Because 7 ate 9 out