What did one piece of bread say to the sad piece of bread?

Its going to be all rye.

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What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

What's the hardest part of breaking up with a leper ?

They always leave a piece of themselves behind.

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What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

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What's a baker's biggest fear?

Something going a-rye while they're raisin' bread.

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.