What did one piece of bread say to the sad piece of bread?

Its going to be all rye.

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How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

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What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

Comatoast

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

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What did one piece of bread say to the sad piece of bread?

Its going to be all rye.

How does Matthew McConaughey like his sandwiches?

On rye on rye on rye.