What did one piece of bread say to the sad piece of bread?

Its going to be all rye.

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How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

How do you pick up a Muslim girl?

Piece by piece

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What do you call bread from heaven?

100% holy grain

What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

A: Endless Bread!

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How does Matthew McConaughey like his sandwiches?

On rye on rye on rye.

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.