What did one piece of bread say to the sad piece of bread?

Its going to be all rye.

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What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

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Well, it ain't a piece of cake.

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What is the most racist type of bread?

A biguette

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

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What is matthew mcconaughey favorite bread?

All rye all rye

What did one piece of bread say to the sad piece of bread?

Its going to be all rye.