What did one piece of bread say to the sad piece of bread?

Its going to be all rye.

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How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

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What's the difference between gluten and hillbillies?

One's inbred, the others in bread

Why do rednecks make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

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What kind of bread always goes wrong?

A rye

How does Matthew McConaughey like his sandwiches?

On rye on rye on rye.