What does the twitter bird do when it needs money?

It goes to Twerk!

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Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

Where do I start cleaning!?

5mins later* Me: I need a new room.

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What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money?

Collect unemployment insurance!

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

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Where will Miley Cyrus go when her showbiz career is over?

twerk

Why would they add "twerk" to the dictionary?

People that would use said word can't read.