Why would they add "twerk" to the dictionary?

People that would use said word can't read.

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Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

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What's next - people marrying dogs?

nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?

Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

What did phenolphthalein do when he couldn't understand his Chemistry homework?

He just added Acetic Acid until it became clear.

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Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

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Why are higher quality CD/DVD players white?

Because they read.

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

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Where can you always find money?

In the dictionary.

What word in the dictionary is always spelled wrong?

Wrong.

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What does the twitter bird do when it needs money?

It goes to Twerk!

Where will Miley Cyrus go when her showbiz career is over?

twerk