Who's there ! Checkmate ! Checkmate who ?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank !

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What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

How does Twitch (Streaming Site) Chat make money?

Kappatalism!

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Why couldn't the teller comprehend the bank robber?

He was bad at stickup lines.

What do you call an obese psychic that works at a bank?

A four chin teller

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What do you call an Irish man that bounces off of walls?

Rick O'Shea.

Who's there ! Checkmate ! Checkmate who ?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank !

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Who ate all the cookies?

5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!