Who's there ! Checkmate ! Checkmate who ?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank !

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Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty !

What do you call a belt made of dollar bills?

A waist of money.

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

What did Michael Jackson say at the bank?

Make that change"

Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.

Bounce Jokes More Bounce Jokes

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

Checkmate Jokes More Checkmate Jokes

How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate?

with an en croissant

Why can't you checkmate a christian?

Because they're all pawns and their king doesn't exist.