Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank !
Under a bar of soap.
Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.
He was holding up a bank.
Because America is never wrong.
My donation check to Feed the Children!
You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!