Who's there ! Checkmate ! Checkmate who ?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank !

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Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What about my atm card which holds all my money?

Any 4 numbers in a row."

How did rich people get their money?

They were calm and collected.

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Why is a river really rich?

Its got two banks.

Why couldn't the teller comprehend the bank robber?

He was bad at stickup lines.

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What do you call an Irishman who bounces off of walls?

Rick O'Shea.

What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

Checkmate Jokes More Checkmate Jokes

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

Who's there ! Checkmate ! Checkmate who ?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank !