Who's there ! Checkmate ! Checkmate who ?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank !

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Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why do stoners spend so much money?

because they're high rollers

What about my atm card which holds all my money?

Any 4 numbers in a row."

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

What happened when a heart robs a bank?

It gets put under cardiac arrest.

What do you call a psychic midget that just robbed a bank?

Small medium at large

Bounce Jokes More Bounce Jokes

What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ?

A bouncing baby boa !

Checkmate Jokes More Checkmate Jokes

What do you call it when you get stuck into a shotgun wedding with a Czech?

Checkmate!

Why can't you checkmate a christian?

Because they're all pawns and their king doesn't exist.