Who's there ! Checkmate ! Checkmate who ?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank !

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Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Who's there ! Cannelloni ! Cannelloni who ?

Cannelloni some money till next week

What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Why can't you keep secrets in a bank?

Because of all the tellers.

Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback!!

Bounce Jokes More Bounce Jokes

What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

Checkmate Jokes More Checkmate Jokes

How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate?

with an en croissant

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!