Who's there ! Checkmate ! Checkmate who ?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank !

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Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What is a small loan of money?

a small loan of a million dollars"

Who's there ! Checkmate ! Checkmate who ?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank !

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Where does a river keep it's money?

At the bank.

Who's there ! Andrew ! Andrew who ?

Andrew all her money out of the bank !

Bounce Jokes More Bounce Jokes

What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

Checkmate Jokes More Checkmate Jokes

Why can't you checkmate a christian?

Because they're all pawns and their king doesn't exist.

Who ate all the cookies?

5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.