What do all Yale and Harvard students have in common?

They got into Yale.

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How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.

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Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

Why did Blacula get kicked out of a Yale Halloween party?

The party was for "Wights only."