Who get saved?

The United States of America

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Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

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Why aren't there any 'Knock, Knock' jokes about America?

Cuz freedom rings, baby!

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

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Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

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What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.

Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!