Who get saved?

The United States of America

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Why is Hannibal so rich?

Well, he save on groceries.

Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life

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What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

Why does America use the imperial system?

Because they are behind

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What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.

Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

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Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

Who get saved?

The United States of America