Who get saved?

The United States of America

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What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

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Why can't the homeless ever get by in America?

because there's no chaaaannggggeeeee

What do you call an intelligent man in America?

A tourist.

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What's the biggest city in the United States?

Obesity

Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

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What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.

Who get saved?

The United States of America