Who get saved?

The United States of America

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Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

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Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

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What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

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What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.

Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!