Who get saved?

The United States of America

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Where did that offensive joke post go?

I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it. There was some gold in there.

Which Jedi can save PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

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What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."

Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.

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How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States.

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

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Who get saved?

The United States of America

What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.