Who get saved?

The United States of America

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Who was saved?

The Russian people

Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

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How did Mitt Romney get a 14% tax rate?

He claimed 47% of America as dependents.

What is America worth?

Nothing, it's a free country.

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What's The Difference Between Santa and a Muslim?

Santa will be able to enter the united states next year!

Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.

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What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.

Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!