United States America Jokes

Who get saved?

The United States of America

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What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.

Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head?

It knocked him cold.

100000 Jokes More 100000 Jokes

What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?

The Army.

Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

America Jokes More America Jokes

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

How do dogs save for retirement?

With a Ruff IRA.

Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why do we call the office printer Bob Marley?

Cause it's always Jammin'

Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got

World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the longest game in the world?

Two women playing pool.

Why was the tallest man in the world troubled?

Because he had no one to look up to.

45th Jokes More 45th Jokes

Who was the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

What's better than being the first Black President of the United States?

Being the 45th white one.

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.

What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.