United States America Jokes

Who get saved?

The United States of America

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What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.

Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

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What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

What did the Greek God say when he could finally take the world off his shoulders?

At las!

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Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.

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Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

What did the hipster epidemiologist say to United States citizens at a press conference?

You probably won't get it.

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Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

Why do midgets make bad parents?

Cause they struggle to put food on the table

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What happens if you sing country music backwards?

A: You get your job and your wife back.

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

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Why doesn't America knock?

Because freedom rings

What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

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What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?

The Army.

Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

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Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

Why don't jokes in base 8 work?

Because 7 10 11