The United States of America
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The 45th President of the United States of America.
Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!
It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.
A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...
You have an oxident.
He got shot down.
Being the 45th white one.
Warning: Gore
Steven Hawking with a brake failure!
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
Cause they would whistle on the way down
Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)
They were too far out.
He couldn't remove three nails to save his life
Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.
The mirror
a rhetorical answer
