United States America Jokes

Who get saved?

The United States of America

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What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.

Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

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Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

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Why doesn't the United States have to worry about a North Korean nuclear missile attack?

we have the Iron Giant

Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

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What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.

What's better than being the first Black President of the United States?

Being the 45th white one.

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What's the difference between a kid and a joke?

A kid can joke but a joke cannot kid.

Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

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What's the difference between Superman and Super Delegate?

The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

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What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?

The Army.

Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

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What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

What did the white guy say when he found out his sister got knocked up by her black boyfriend?

Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!"

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Why was the restaurant called "Out of this World"?

Because it was full of Unidentified Frying Objects.

What is the longest rope in the world?

Europe