United States America Jokes

Who get saved?

The United States of America

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What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.

Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Why did Sally fall off the swing? She lost her arms when she was hit by a bus. Why did Sally not get back on the swing? She also lost her legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? I don't know, she couldn't open it.

Why did Alice fall off the swing?

A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...

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What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.

Who is faster... Speedy Gonzales or Road Runner?

It depends on how close they are to the Mexico-United States border.

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What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.

Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

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What is the wettest animal in the world?

A Rain Deer.

Why are topologists on a world of their own?

They think on a whole different dimension.

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Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

Why does Bank of America not have a backspace on the ATM keypad?

Because America is never wrong.

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What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?

The Army.

Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

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How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.

Why are ducks funny?

Cause they be quacking jokes

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Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.

Why is it better to be ashy?

cause it just means you spit more fire