United States America Jokes

Who get saved?

The United States of America

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What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.

Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

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Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?

The Army.

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What is the worlds friendliest aircraft?

A hellocopter!

Why are men afraid of the world?

They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.

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Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

How do you save a pirate's life?

C P Arrr!

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Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

What's the biggest city in the United States?

Obesity

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What happens when Jack is angry with his beans?

Jack and the beans talk

What happened when the Italian chef died?

He pasta away

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Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

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What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

What's good for the soul and rarely found in America?

A sense of humor.

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What do you call a man who jokes that women always make mountains out of molehills?

An ambulance.

How do the Kardashians tell a joke?

They get Kim to talk slowly to him.