United States America Jokes

Who get saved?

The United States of America

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What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.

Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

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Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

How best to save the iPhone from FBI?

Crack it before they hack it.

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What's better than being the first Black President of the United States?

Being the 45th white one.

Why is the United States always in political disarray?

It's a nation without a litre.

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Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?

The Army.

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What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

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What's better than being the first Black President of the United States?

Being the 45th white one.

Who was the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

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What goes all around the world but stays in one corner the entire time?

Stamps!

Why did Marie Antoinette travel the world?

Where else would she beheaded

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What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?

A funny bunny

What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

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Why are outdoor workers so in fit?

Cause they work out.

Why can you trust no one in the savannah?

Cause they be lion.