What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an elevator and a black guy?

The elevator can raise a child.

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums?

Because people are dying to get in.

What do you call a Graveyard built on sandstone?

A sedimentary.

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

What did the hipster epidemiologist say to United States citizens at a press conference?

You probably won't get it.

Yogurt Jokes More Yogurt Jokes

What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

200 Year Jokes More 200 Year Jokes

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

July Jokes More July Jokes

What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg?

Chocolate Ice Cream in July!

What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

Community Jokes More Community Jokes

Why was the Amish girl kicked out of her community?

Too Mennonite

What did the community do when there was an injustice involving law enforcement?

Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.

Haha Jokes More Haha Jokes

What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

bored. haha

What's the prognosis, Doc?

DOCTOR: You've got cancer. ME: WHAT ! DOCTOR: Haha. Jk. I'm not a doctor.