What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

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What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks

What's the difference between me and a dentist?

The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.

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How can we build this?

A business major asks, "How can we finance this " A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that "

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Igloos it together.

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How much money does the Treasurer of the United States make?

All of it.

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We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

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What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

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What's the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will finally develop its own cultures

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

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What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common?

They're both summary!

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Christmas in July

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What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

What do you call a socialite stripper?

a peeler of the community!

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What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

What room is a ghost scared of?

The living room( haha get it )