What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between hematologists and urologists?

A hematologist pricks fingers.

What's the difference between a Canadian woman and a moose?

50 pounds and a flannel.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard?

Cuz everyone was dying to get in.

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

What did the hipster epidemiologist say to United States citizens at a press conference?

You probably won't get it.

Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.

Yogurt Jokes More Yogurt Jokes

What's the difference between yogurt and white people?

If left out for 4,000 years, yogurt will develop culture.

What's the difference between Australia and Yogurt?

Culture

200 Year Jokes More 200 Year Jokes

What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

July Jokes More July Jokes

What does a pirate light on the Fourth of July?

A m80.

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July !

Community Jokes More Community Jokes

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

What do you call the new policing strategy of communities such as Ferguson, Missouri?

A shot in the dark.

Haha Jokes More Haha Jokes

What room is a ghost scared of?

The living room( haha get it )

What's the prognosis, Doc?

DOCTOR: You've got cancer. ME: WHAT ! DOCTOR: Haha. Jk. I'm not a doctor.