What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common?

They can both bring out the child from within.

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What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

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Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

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What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common?

They can both bring out the child from within.

What's a mexican's favorite Disney movie?

Mow lawn. Sorry.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies ?

Disney Movies still touch kids

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What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common?

Both can be fixed with a coathanger.

What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common?

They can both bring out the child from within.