What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common?

They can both bring out the child from within.

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Why can't children watch pirate movies?

Because they're rated

What do you call children born into a whorehouse?

Your kids

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Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!

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What do Disney and Kellogg's have in common?

They both make pop tarts.

What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common?

They can both bring out the child from within.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.

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What can bring out your inner child?

A coathanger.

What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common?

Both can be fixed with a coathanger.