What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common?

They can both bring out the child from within.

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How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.

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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach?

A pocket full of shells.

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What do Disney and Kellogg's have in common?

They both make pop tarts.

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies ?

Disney Movies still touch kids

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.

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What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common?

Both can be fixed with a coathanger.

What can bring out your inner child?

A coathanger.