What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common?

They can both bring out the child from within.

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How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents ?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

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What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

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What do Disney and Kellogg's have in common?

They both make pop tarts.

What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

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What can bring out your inner child?

A coathanger.

What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...