What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

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What is the slogan of the Mormon Church?

We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young."

Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

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What happened to the muslim who smoked weed?

They got stoned

What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL

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What does an injured gyro say?

I falafel."

What did the sick gyro say to the other gyro?

I falafel.

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What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

How does NASA throw a holiday party?

They planet.

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Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.