What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

Previous Random Joke Next

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

How many women does it take to bring down Herman Cain?

Nine-Nine-Nine

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do you call an angry Muslim in Ramadan?

Fastin' Furious

How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

Allah carte.

Falafel Jokes More Falafel Jokes

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

Holiday Party Jokes More Holiday Party Jokes

What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

How does NASA throw a holiday party?

They planet.

Hummus Jokes More Hummus Jokes

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.