What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

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What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

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What did the moderate muslim say to the radical muslim?

Hello friend!

When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

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Why don't I enjoy certain middle eastern food?

Because it just makes me falafel.

What does an injured gyro say?

I falafel."

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What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

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How much hummus did the anorexic girl order?

A tahini bit.

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)