What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

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Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

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What does the Army call it's Muslim infantry units with vehicles?

Mecca-nized infantry.

Where do Muslim people go when they die?

Everywhere

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What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

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How does NASA throw a holiday party?

They planet.

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

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How much hummus did the anorexic girl order?

A tahini bit.

What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.