Falafel Jokes

What does an injured gyro say?

I falafel."

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What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

What did the sick gyro say to the other gyro?

I falafel.

Why don't I enjoy certain middle eastern food?

Because it just makes me falafel.

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What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

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A rebel without a gauze.

What is an injured persons favorite movie?

Cast Away

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Pack-it-stan

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Falafel and hummus.

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What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

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I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.