Falafel Jokes

What does an injured gyro say?

I falafel."

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What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

What did the sick gyro say to the other gyro?

I falafel.

Why don't I enjoy certain middle eastern food?

Because it just makes me falafel.

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What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

Why is a 77 better than a 69?

Because you get ate more

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?

Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.

Injure Jokes More Injure Jokes

What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it

What do you call an injured martial artist?

Bruised Lee

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

Which star do the dinosaurs like best?

The one that keeps getting bigger

What do you call a dinosaur that raps about life?

A philosorapper

Asteroid Jokes More Asteroid Jokes

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

Mediterranean Jokes More Mediterranean Jokes

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean?

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do you call a Muslim woman wearing oculur rift or a VR headset?

Stealth Bomber

What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..

Stomach Jokes More Stomach Jokes

Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

What did the policeman say to his stomach?

Your under a vest