Falafel Jokes

What does an injured gyro say?

I falafel."

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What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

What did the sick gyro say to the other gyro?

I falafel.

Why don't I enjoy certain middle eastern food?

Because it just makes me falafel.

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What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!

Why does Middle Eastern civilization have no major accomplishments?

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Holiday Party Jokes More Holiday Party Jokes

What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

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What did the sick gyro say to the other gyro?

I falafel.

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his Greek sandwich?

There goes my gyro

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What snooker and women have in common?

When pink is blocked by red, you hit the brown.

What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time!

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Why're they called hemorrhoids?

Surely they should be called asteroids? :

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

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How many guys does it take to open a beer?

None, it should be open when she brings it to you.

Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What will it be!?

The Muslim replies, "Shots for everyone!"

Why shouldn't you invest in muslim-owned businesses?

They never show a prophet.

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What do you call sleep walking nun?

Roaming Catholic

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)