Falafel Jokes

What does an injured gyro say?

I falafel."

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What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

What did the sick gyro say to the other gyro?

I falafel.

Why don't I enjoy certain middle eastern food?

Because it just makes me falafel.

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What did the dinosaur say after the car crash?

I'msosaurus

What's the best moment of your life?

me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.

Where to, the Caribbean or Hawaii?

Me: No, this is just my lunch.

Injure Jokes More Injure Jokes

How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

What does a bird with an injured wing need?

Tweetment!

Roam Jokes More Roam Jokes

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

What do you call a roaming caveman?

A meanderthal

Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

What's the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before.

Gyro Jokes More Gyro Jokes

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his Greek sandwich?

There goes my gyro

What did the sick gyro say to the other gyro?

I falafel.

Chick Pea Jokes More Chick Pea Jokes

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

Asteroid Jokes More Asteroid Jokes

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"