What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

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I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.

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I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

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What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

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