What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

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What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

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What did the food say to the other food, while inside a stomach?

I won't digest yet.

Why can't ethiopians take med pills?

Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.

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What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

Why don't I enjoy certain middle eastern food?

Because it just makes me falafel.