What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

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What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

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What did the food say to the other food, while inside a stomach?

I won't digest yet.

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They're able to stomach a lot.

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What did the sick gyro say to the other gyro?

I falafel.

What does an injured gyro say?

I falafel."