What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

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I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

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What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

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What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.