What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

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What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

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What did the food say to the other food, while inside a stomach?

I won't digest yet.

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

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I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.