Your under a vest
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I've got you under a vest.
Because it can't be taken on empty stomach
I falafel.
They're able to stomach a lot.
I won't digest yet.
Because he finally swallowed his pride
Oeuf!
Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"
Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.
Run around until you get pooped out
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A barffalo
Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.
Give him a couple of test-tickles.
A couple of seconds.
A: Homeless.
Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!
He always throws the punch.
A police officer in America.
I can't believe someone would stoop so low.
Tae-fawn-doe
By giving each other a taste of their own venison
The Moo York Times
HOLY SH*T A TALKING COW!
Just a little bit.
He just needed a little bit of Clojure.
She refused to swallow animal by-products.
She swallowed
