Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

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How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

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What do a bucket and a woman have in common?

Before 1928, neither could vote.

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

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Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

What's Gabe Newell's favourite game?

Angry Nerds

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Why should we make Gabe Newell president?

There won't be any World War 3. #gaben2k16

Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

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What was Hiroshima's code name in World War 2?

Target Practice.

How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.