Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

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What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!

Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

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Which UK party will the sleeping pigs be voting for in May?

The Lay-Boar Party.

What does an Asian man do during an erection?

Vote.

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Why should we make Gabe Newell president?

There won't be any World War 3. #gaben2k16

Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

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Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

Why should we make Gabe Newell president?

There won't be any World War 3. #gaben2k16

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Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.