Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

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What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

Why can't Brock Turner go to jail?

Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.

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What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

How many Survivors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.

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Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

What's Gabe Newell's favourite game?

Angry Nerds

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Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

Why should we make Gabe Newell president?

There won't be any World War 3. #gaben2k16

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Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.