World War 3 Jokes

Why should we make Gabe Newell president?

There won't be any World War 3. #gaben2k16

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Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

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Why should we make Gabe Newell president?

There won't be any World War 3. #gaben2k16

Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

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What happens when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

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What kind of light makes the best US president?

A blinkin' light

Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

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What's Gabe Newell's favourite game?

Angry Nerds

Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

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What would you call the easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.

Who would you like for president in 2020?

Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.

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What does a Japanese man do when there's an erection?

He votes!

What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.