World War 3 Jokes

Why should we make Gabe Newell president?

There won't be any World War 3. #gaben2k16

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Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

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Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

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You would be all right.

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It ends.

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What do you call an instrument that gets a president impeached?

Harmonica Lewinsky.

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None. Their President outsources the job to India.

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Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

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Up vote to find out.

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Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

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Why should we make Gabe Newell president?

There won't be any World War 3. #gaben2k16

What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.