World War Jokes

Why should we make Gabe Newell president?

There won't be any World War 3. #gaben2k16

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What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

How do you say "whoops" in German?

World War 2

Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

What would Valve call the next world war?

A Global Offensive.

Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot

What do we call this war?

The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*

What was Hiroshima's code name in World War 2?

Target Practice.

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Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.

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Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.